I was watching an old taping of a Richard Pryor show, where he did this bit about kids lying to their folks. Little kids, and painfully obvious lies :) Pryor himself must've been such a cute kid. Incidentally, he had a really rough time growing up but that just heightened the sensitivity of his performance.
That's it for today, your 2 minutes of bliss.
Update (26 July 2007): Youtube's removed the video. It was only a minute and a half in length, and did much good spreading Pryor's infectious funnies. I hope removing the video will feed some starving kids.