Coach, coach, can I play today?
No son, you're a terrible player.
But my daddy, he says I'm an EXCELLENT athlete!
Son, your daddy lyin to you.
He says I'm gonna go pro some day.
Son, that's ridonculous. Ah seen drunk snails cover ground faster than you. Heck Ah even seen deaf bats dodge better'n you.
Really coach?
Yes son, you got no skills. Why don't you take a desk job, become a writer or sumpin? You're going to hurt yourself here, on court, 'midst all these people. Go on now. Go home.
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Interesting :-)
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